The Vatican schisms from Christianity yet again

The first time it was tragedy. This time around, it is farce.

The first time, the Pope coveted that which is Caesar’s.

This time around, men’s assholes.

I generally do not cover the news of the day, because it is best understood a decade or a century after events, but this time around, well, we have been on this path for some time, and we see where it is coming from and leading to.

The latest Pope has just excommunicated the Roman Catholic priesthood’s few remaining Christians.

The postChristian churches are all rapidly dying, while the Christian churches are rapidly growing.

If you attend a postChristian, postModern, church, there is no one left except those with one foot in the grave.

Pretty soon the Pope speaking exCathedra will be yet another letterhead owned by Harvard.

Which is going to force the remaining Christian priests of the Roman Catholic to adopt the protestant Catholic position, the high Anglican position, that anyone with valid Apostolic succession who is in a proper relationship with God can validly give someone else apostolic succession, analogous to early anarchic period of feudalism, when any knight, which is to say anyone with the right to keep and bear the weapons that were expensive and high tech in that day, could give someone else that right, though it was inappropriate and improper to do so without the advice and consent of other knights.

And, in related news, Hollywood just cast an angry plains ape as Helen of Troy, and displayed the ape looking and acting like an ape in their trailer. Obviously that is not going to entice viewers to go see the movie. It was intended as an insult and an attack on the west, western civilization, western civilization’s founding myths, and westerners. If they had intended to attract, rather than insult, viewers, they would have made the species swapped female look and act attractively. If they had intended to persuade people to not be racist against blacks, they would have made the species swapped female look and act human. Species swapped Helen of Troy in this trailer is going to make black men racist against black women.

And the Pope has been performing insults to Christians and Christianity and attacks against Christians and Christianity in the same way Hollywood, Gillette, Budweiser, and Jaguar have been performing insults and attacks against their customers. If you are Christian and Roman Catholic, the Pope pisses on you, if you drink Bud Light beer, Budweiser pisses on you, if you shave with a Gillette razor, Gillette pisses on you. And if you own a Jaguar — suddenly no one wants to own a Jaguar. New ones are not being sold, and the resale value on old ones has collapsed. Much like the Roman Catholic congregation.

Hollywood is dying because it hates its audience and continually attacks them, and the postChristian churches are dying because they hate their congregation and continually attack it.

We have just had a schism in Anglicanism over priestesses, Orthodoxy over Globohomo, and now we have a schism in Roman Catholicism over the latin Mass. The latin mass dispute is actually a lavender mafia versus straight celibates schism. The lavender mafia wants to take the sacredness out of the Church. The high fertility, high fidelity, non buggery, portions of the Church, are SSPX.

The papacy is happy to keep the low fertility part of the Church, because as churches, monasteries, and nunneries empty out, this allows them to sell off their real estate and snort coke off the bums of ladyboys.

The Vatican is exhibiting indecent haste in selling of its “underutilized” real estate, and recently sold off a nunnery that the nuns did not think was very underutilized at all, and if the sales of monasteries and Churches are less egregious, that might be where they are holding the parties with the cocaine and speed snuff, the nitro poppers, and the ladyboy whores. Which would explain their Hollywood like allergy to anything that has the air of sacredness and saintliness.