In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre.
And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.
His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow:
And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became as dead men.
And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.
He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.
And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word.
And as they went to tell his disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, All hail. And they came and held him by the feet, and worshipped him.
Then said Jesus unto them, Be not afraid: go tell my brethren that they go into Galilee, and there shall they see me.
Now when they were going, behold, some of the watch came into the city, and shewed unto the chief priests all the things that were done.
And when they were assembled with the elders, and had taken counsel, they gave large money unto the soldiers,
Saying, Say ye, His disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept.
And if this come to the governor’s ears, we will persuade him, and secure you.
So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.
Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them.
And when they saw him, they worshipped him: but some doubted.
And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Amen.
Amen, happy easter.
Amen. Happy Easter.
Christ is Risen, gentlemen!
May comfort, warmth and well-being reign in your homes. I wish you good health, peace of mind and joy every day. May this holiday mark a step closer to a life filled with light, strength, clarity, and situationally appropriate kindness.
https://patriots.win/p/19AxGiDORt/he-has-risen-/c
Thank you, Jim and lads. This is a much better Easter than last year’s “Troon Visibility” one or whatever Brandon labeled it.
Jesus Christ is King.
https://x.com/TrumpWHUpdates/status/1913922328389394635
https://archive.ph/GlNlZ
Fox News commemorates Easter by running an article warning about the phrase “Christ is king”. To give you an idea how fake and gay it is, Nick Fuentes is the boogieman and Jordan Peterson is the sage.
He is risen, indeed.
Greetings again,
He has risen indeed.
Also, Humungus has reviewed the aforementioned BAP Twitter posts as discussed in the previous thread. BAP is trying to sell a book, beyond that, there is nothing obviously wrong with his content.
I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die / Anal Cunt
A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son’s room
I gave him anesthesia so he’d never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing
I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry
You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn’t worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn’t think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you
Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money
BAP wrote that?
Humungus disavows it, if he did.
Humungus only condones necessary and righteous violence provided it is done swiftly. Never cruelty for its own sake.
He did not write that.
I’m driving home a certain point.
Which point is that if BAP infects your son with spiritual AIDS through metaphorical and/or literal gay grooming, you will be very sorry indeed.
Anal Cunt lyrics are quite effective at de-pozzing one’s mind.
Thank you for explaining.
Humungus will have to think about your reply for a time.
As a non-Christian: happy Easter to all Christians of goodwill.
Happy Easter!
Truly He is risen!
In Google Translate, “Happy Easter!” comes back in Russian as “Christ is risen!”, which is the customary greeting. Yandex gives a more literal translation.
I discovered this around last Easter, so it’s not a result of Trump getting elected.
He is risen.
Jesus is Risen! Blessed be His name!