tl;dr Problem: If you try to teach children reading, writing, and arithmetic, People of Color will underperform. Thus teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic has disparate impact. Solution: Yo Stop teaching dem dat racist whitey sheeit what ‘chew thinkin’ man? A child who has been educated with common core is a child who cannot do maths, cannot spell correctly, nor write grammatically. He is cut off from the past two thousand years of civilization.
Author: Jim
Hillary’s condition
Hillary has been photographed being stabilized by two assistants as she climbs the stairs. This used to be Hollywood’s way of depicting someone as drunk – that he needed assistance to climb stairs without falling over and falling down. Hillary is known to have injured her head by falling down. Hillary has seizures. Seizures are typical of repeated severe alcohol withdrawal. Diazepam is used to control seizures and to treat alcohol withdrawal, and Hillary is accompanied everywhere by a man …
No such thing as moderate Islam
If a Muslim is not murdering innocents and raping children, he is a bad Muslim. “Hang on” I hear you say: “Did not you tell us that Alawites, the guys in Syria that the State Department is trying to genocide, are moderate?” Yes, Alawites are moderate. Their religion also has more gods that you can shake a stick at, they drink wine, celebrate Christmas, and eat pork. They celebrate something suspiciously like mass with wine and bread, plus a pile …
Mean, median, and chastity enforcement.
Men are polygynous. Women are serially monogamous. Women are hypergamous. It follows that the mean number of sexual partners a man has will always be enormously larger than the median number of sexual partners a man has. The mean number of sexual partners a woman has is necessarily equal to the mean number of sexual partners a man has. It follows that the median number of sexual partners a woman has will always be larger than the median number of …
Why Trump is Hitler
You have doubtless seen lots of people arguing that Trump is Hitler. Often “Trump is literally Hitler!” Of course people who read my blog know what “literally” means, and though Trump is obviously not literally Hitler, there is in fact a good argument that Trump is Hitler. But for some strange reason, Democrats never make the argument out loud in plain words. I wonder why. The argument, said outright in plain words, is: Hillary’s nomination speech was in large part …
Fertility and corporal punishment
To 1933, wives in movies are never spanked by their husbands. From 1933 to 1945, wives in movies are sometimes spanked, but it is shocking, unexpected and unusual. From 1945 to 1963, wives in movies and on television are sometimes spanked and it is routine, respectable, and usual. For example in “I love Lucy” we are never shown a spanking on screen, but Lucy is regularly very afraid of receiving a well deserved spanking for her many amusing misdeeds. In …
Report on moonshine
About a year ago, I produced thirty liters of moonshine. Tasted as if distilled from dead rats and kerosine Double distilled it. Still tasted as if distilled from dead rats and kerosine. Forgot about it for a year. After a year, tried it again. Not bad at all.
The next big thing in progressivism
Recently there was ass bandits. Then there was transgender. For a while it looked liked the next big thing would be pedophobia – the “anti bullying” campaign sought to protect pre pubescent children of ambiguous sex who had physically affectionate relationships with obviously homosexual middle aged males from being “bullied” and sought to normalize pre pubescent children of ambiguous sex who have physically affectionate relationships with obviously homosexual middle aged males. But no, it is clear that the next big …
The overwhelming majority of rape accusations are false
Follows from the poster girl principle. If poster girls suck then every other girl sucks as badly or worse. For example for example Marie Curie was a second rate scientist, therefore there are no great female scientists. Emmett Till was not lynched, nor killed for whistling at a white woman, therefore there are no examples of blacks being lynched in an obviously unjust fashion, or with reckless disregard for justice. Earlier I posted this argument, but the early version neglects …
Trump explains crony capitalism to the masses
If you already know all the stuff that Trump is explaining, his speech is kind of dull, but for leftists and normals, it is full of shocking news, as for example the Obama policy of swiftly releasing violent immigrant criminals to continue predating on white people in order to drive us out, or simply kill us. That was pretty boring to me. Of course our rulers want us dead. Remember that incident with Angela Merkel and the flag. Also bears …